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The Map

She’s out there somewhere.

Somewhere around downtown Lake Oswego, a Mona Lucy might be hanging on a hook right now. I’m not going to tell you where.

Every question mark is a maybe. Some of them are nothing, and the real spots move around.

If you find one hanging with my card next to it, it’s yours. Stay on public ground and don’t wreck anything getting her down. The terms say the same thing with more words.