The Historic
Prestigious
DUCK AWARDS
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO WINThe point is the Thank you Speech
When you receive a Duck Award, you have to give a thank-you speech, thanking five people for whatever. Not four, not six, FIVE! The award lasts for five glorious minutes, then it’s off to someone else.
Beware of warm feelings in your chest, that’s gratitude. Gratitude is addictive
❋ Criteria
There is no criterion for this award. ❋ Thanking
When you receive the award you must thank five specific people, you may not thank the person who gave it to you.Feel free to take any of these songs THE ROBOTS made for us. The prompt was “Write an award show song with these lyrics:
You've won the Duck
The Award of the Duck
This Ducking Award Will Give you Good Luck
Now, Thank your Five
Five People, Just Five! NOT SIX OR NOT FOUR
THANK FIVE PEOPLE NO LESS OR NO MORE!
Award yourself
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Gratitude is a helluva drug